Friday 8 March 2013

Extreme Hot Sauces – The Devil’s Garden Top 9 plus a Ghost Salsa

Most of us content ourselves with chilli products to delight our senses and more often than not end up going for trusted brands or certain types of chillies. And then there are the nutcases, the mad, the truly certifiably crazy who choose to converge towards the extreme spectrum of the scale where only Spartans have gone before. We thought we would devote an article in homage to those who have made it past the first spoonful... and others who have not...
 
First to go in our top 9 of extreme hot sauces Mad Dog Inferno Hot Sauce which has got the flavour of Jalapeno peppers that so many people love as well as intriguing spices, cloves and molasses. The concentrated pepper extract is enough to make a grown man cry though, a side effect even more noticeable in Mad Dog Inferno Reserve Hot Sauce which has added Habanero, creating an interesting combination of flavours with the Jalapeno.
 
Dave’s Insanity Hot Sauce, one of our bestsellers, does not really need an introduction. From its creation a few years ago people haven’t been able to get enough of that delectable hot sauce, a fact even more remarkable when you realise that the only ingredients used are tomato sauce, onions, hot peppers and of course pepper extract. Dave’s Ultimate Insanity Hot Sauce is one of the heavyweight champions of the hot sauce world with a predominant Habanero flavour and even more heat than its predecessor.
 
One could not trail upon the road of extreme madness without mentioning Blair’s Sudden Death hot sauce. In view of the increasingly worrying names given to these hot sauces you can imagine how immoral these products are starting to be. The Siberian Ginseng and clove honey are there to distract the senses but let’s face it, Blair’s Sudden Death hot sauce is just that, a good thing to have after a busy day at work when you’ve lost the will to live...
 
An increasingly popular brand is Chilli Pepper Pete, especially since they introduced the chilli world to their Dragon’s Blood hot sauce. This award winning sauce, another one of our bestsellers, is not only full of chilli extract but also thankfully exceptionally tasty. The attractive 100ml bottle is great to carry around with you and makes a perfect gift.
 
Our last three products are equally evil in hotness but with different tastes to suit the bravest of palates. Hot Headz Who Dares Burns 2nd Assault will give you immense pleasure... and pain, but will also be a real treat for your tastebuds thanks to the smoky chipotle that lingers on your tongue.
Mad Dog Revenge is just about as barmy as it gets. With pepper extract reaching 1,000,000 Schoville Units, this is only to be used as a food additive and even has a strong disclaimer and warning label on the bottle so beware folks!
 
Last but not least is Chilli Pepper Pete’s Satan’s Shit. If ever there was a name tailor-made for a chilli product, this is it. Only one member of the Devil’s Garden’s team was brave enough to try it and barely made it alive. After gallons of milk poured down his throat and a few satisfying slaps (for us of course!) to keep him conscious, he managed to formulate two words: “Wow” and “Ouch”!
 
For a real kick try Dave's new recipe for his Salsa  "Dave's Insanity Ghost Pepper Salsa".   If you thought the first version was hot this one is insanly Hot Hot Hot.